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Prepare to be god
Pre requisites
- good memory
- soft or commanding voice
- soft hands/feet (very important!) Kara-komalam in Sanskrit.
- exotic hair (afro is too cliché)
Learned skills
- learn these mythological books well -
Bhagavad-Gita, Ramayana, Mahabaratha, Bible, Quran, Zend Avesta and
whatever you can lay your hands on, including Henry Miller. Cut out the
uncouth words from Miller's books and you have enough ammo to be a god man
- psychology - especially the
ability to identify rich, insecure women first. The men will follow
- yoga and tantra
- simple magic
- Indian classical music (basic)
Building your god brand
- pen your mouth only to quote from a holy book.
Every word is sacred
- invest in printing and spreading your USP
- a television channel and website of your own is extremely useful
- always ensure that devotees include politicians from all political
parties
- invest 80% of your income on social services from day one. That's the
god man's insurance policy
- and always promise a second coming or 10th
Screw ups to look out for
- if you are homosexual, eliminate all your existing and ex-partners,
wherever they are
- if you employ magic, after you are reasonably famous, STOP!
- don't support any political cause
- atheists. Never say a word about them, ever.
- suppress sexual urges. Trust only your hands. Osho didn't
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