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 The legend of Kalki Scissor-hands. The first coming. Its been a few millenniums since we have been tormented by any Asuras. They have been lying dormant in the scrub jungles of the Deccan plateau. Waiting for the right moment to pounce on the unsuspecting citizens of Bharatha. Do not be feel assured that there is man named Krishna ruling Carnatic at the moment. As we all know, its only a name. The present charge of the Asuras is led by the mustachioed Rakshasa - Veerappasura. His powers come from 40 years of sacrificing elephants, a diet of jungle rats and offers of lakhs of rupees to the priest politicians of Carnatic and Dravida states. Lord Shiva was very pleased by his unrelenting devotion to his cause. He bestowed him with all powerful mustache which makes him invincible and can be seen by idiots who have mustaches similar to his own. According to the sacred texts of da Bangalore torpedo, a new sun will rise, Lord Vishnu will awake sometime soon and will deliver us from the evil of the Rakshasa. The holy texts tells us that even the mach3 from Gillette will not be enough to rid our state from the evils of this Asura. We need the Power of Kalki Scissor-hands, his cutting edge scissor-like weapon, stronger that the parashu of Parashurama, with the power of 10 lakh brahmastras (1 brahmastra = 4,00,00,00,000 hiroshimas) will just be enough to kill him. So when is Kalki Scissor-hands coming? DBT will let you know as soon as he sighted!
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