sicker
then the indian politicians
Biggest since Punjab
1947
Bigger than Mumbai 1993
Welcome to Unzip2002, Gujarat
Every few years the
traditional Indian Victorian hatred for nudity disappears. The bharthiya
junta takes on to the street in groups to party. They then stop recently
unsuspecting men and unzip their pants. These men have a fetish for penis.
Is there a name for such a fetish? I do not know. Anyway, they look to see
if the person is circumcised or not. Don�t be too happy that someone
wants to have a look at your tickler for the first time in your life since
your parents did when you were born. If you are a Muslim in front of a
Hindu group or vice versa, you are dead.
Fire! The choice of
Unzip 2002
Every Unzip Carnival has its favourite methods. This season it�s
pyrotechnics. The invention is attributed to the Congress party member
immortalized in an FIR in Godhra. It was repeated with great success all
across Gujarat.
Train fetish
In 1947, the refugees travelling on the roof of
crowded trains used to be ploughed down with steel cables tied across the
track at an appropriate height. In Gujarat, they like to add scent and
smell to the whole process. They just burn. Incense for the impotent god
and gods (depending on your religion) above.
Unzip 2002. Where women are equal unlike the Rio Carnival
It's very one sided in Rio. Just nude women. We are Indians. We treat
women like goddesses, equal to our gods. If some women readers wondered what happens to their
sisters in Gujarat. Don�t worry. As you know breast is the No.1 male
fetish. They chop it off and then
kill. Of course they rape them too.
Unzip 2002! The
carnival is still on! Flights and trains still operate daily to Gujarat
from Bangalore. Tickets are available in spite of the school vacations.
Pants
DOWN! Chalo Dilli!
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